There's this Principal I know He thinks he's better than me His name is not John Doe And all he drinks is JD
(chorus) He's so stupid He's so stupid
Don't go looking for brains, you wont find them Don't ask him questions cause he wont answer them Haven't you tried this here before Yeah, nothing but morons here (chorus)
He goes extra hard on some Then lets others slip by Him and his coleagues are so dumb And they are going to die
(repeat chorus)
All our lunches aren't worth the pay The good food is gone every day They should invest in a Grand Buffet Cause lunch really matters
I saw something green while I was eating The principal said it was food-coloring It was a lie and now I'm dying And lunch really matters
Lunch status is far from Hall of Fame Cause all the steaks have a different name But they all are exactly the same And lunch really matters
The milk has turned to cottage cheese Now it's starting to grow mold